The evil cupcake
Okay, so this one is just a silly one as you can see by the title. So don't think too serious about this story. Though I am not even sure if it would count as a story anyway.
Okay, you just landed on a planet many galaxies away. The people here are human but don't know as much as we do out on Earth. They are still human so they still do stupid things sometimes and this is what made this story begin. Now, you are the first to step out of your ship and you decided to randomly say, cupcake. The people here do not know what a cupcake is so they run around in circles thinking the cupcake is evil. They think it has pointy teeth and sharp claws. What do you do?
Well, I really don't know. So maybe this will have to be asked again the further on we go. So, the people go spread the rumor about the evil cupcake and now the whole town is fleeing. Mothers are grabbing there children from there homes and evacuating the town. Men are taking wheelbarrows full of there most precious supplies and fleeing with there wives. And oh, it looks like the pets are fleeing to. The city is now abandoned and it abandoned quite quickly. What do you do now?
Some would say get into your ship and leave. Some would stay there and wait for them to return so you can tell them what a cupcake really is. Well, what if you choose to stay and wait. So, a few hours later the people come back wondering why the evil cupcake had not chased them. So here was your chance to tell them what a cupcake really is. You first start out by saying it is like a tiny cake, but they don't know what a cake even is. So you tell them it is like a sweetened bread with this stuff spread over made of powdered sugar, butter, and milk. They do not know what bread is, nor do they know what powdered sugar is, or butter, and milk. So this goes on and on about how you tell them what a cupcake is and they don't know what that other stuff was.
Finally, you say that it is a sweet food that nearly everybody from your planet likes. The people then start thinking you are trying to trick them into pretending what an evil creature was. Then they start to think you are an evil villain and want to take over the village. So they start to grab there forks and pitchforks and start chasing you around town. Now what do you do?
Well, I actually have some good news for you. You lost them and catch your breath at a wall of a home. Then you realized that you so happened to have a cupcake in your pocket. Though it was stale and moldy, you still decide to prove to the people what a cupcake really is. So you go in front of the angry mob and show the cupcake unto them. At first they start to believe you, and then suddenly a tiny creature with pointy teeth and sharp claws pops out of your cupcake and the people are mobbing you once again for fooling them. You are now being chased by an angry mob, and a carnivorous cupcake monster. what do you do.
Well, I think the question of what do you do is just getting harder and harder to answer. To tell you the truth, I really don't know. But I do have something you need to know. You just find out that that cupcake was your little sisters birthday cupcake two years ago, that you stole from her. Your sister is now coming out of the ship, and oh what an angry look on her face she has. You are now being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, and your little sister. What do you do?
Just then you find out that if you say a special code you can get yourself automatically back to your ship. So you say supercalifragilisticspaladocious, and you are suddenly back into your ship. Then you find out that the bully of the school had accidentally came along for the ride coming here to this planet. Now, he wants to beat you up. The bully chased you out of the ship and the mob found you once again. You are now being chased by and angry mob, a carnivorous creature, your little sister, and the bully of the school. What do you do now?
I am sorry, you just go yourself into a unfortunate disaster. Your mother has been looking all over for you because you left the door open back at home, and now the whole house is full of three dozen house flies. You don't want to get spanked on the bum, so you run. You are now being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, your little sister, the bully of the school, and your mom. Okay, lets ask again the question of what do you do?
Good news, you found a doll on the ground, maybe this will be useful. NOT! You find out your little sister has a twin and her twin sisters doll had been missing. Your little sisters twin wants it back but you were on the run, so you couldn't right that very minute. Now you are being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, the bully of the school, your little sister, your mom, and your little sisters twin. What do you do now for the twentieth time?
Your teacher parked her ship in front of you while you were running. She storms out wondering why you didn't go to detention yesterday. You make a quick excuse and now she wants to take you straight to detention. You run for it. You are now being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, your little sister, the bully of the school, your mom, your little sisters twin, and your teacher. Now what do you do?
Good news, everybody suddenly turned into house flies buzzing around wondering where they are. You sit down on a stump and catch your breath. Then suddenly, you feel the ground shake. You wonder what it was and stand back up. You suddenly see millions and millions of those tiny cupcake creatures charging towards you. You are not armed and you are not strong enough to defeat the creatures. The house flies that used to be the angry mob, the carnivorous creature, the bully of the school, your little sister, your mom, your little sisters twin, and your teacher are now useless and would want to beat you up once they are human anyway. What do you do?
Run.
Okay, you just landed on a planet many galaxies away. The people here are human but don't know as much as we do out on Earth. They are still human so they still do stupid things sometimes and this is what made this story begin. Now, you are the first to step out of your ship and you decided to randomly say, cupcake. The people here do not know what a cupcake is so they run around in circles thinking the cupcake is evil. They think it has pointy teeth and sharp claws. What do you do?
Well, I really don't know. So maybe this will have to be asked again the further on we go. So, the people go spread the rumor about the evil cupcake and now the whole town is fleeing. Mothers are grabbing there children from there homes and evacuating the town. Men are taking wheelbarrows full of there most precious supplies and fleeing with there wives. And oh, it looks like the pets are fleeing to. The city is now abandoned and it abandoned quite quickly. What do you do now?
Some would say get into your ship and leave. Some would stay there and wait for them to return so you can tell them what a cupcake really is. Well, what if you choose to stay and wait. So, a few hours later the people come back wondering why the evil cupcake had not chased them. So here was your chance to tell them what a cupcake really is. You first start out by saying it is like a tiny cake, but they don't know what a cake even is. So you tell them it is like a sweetened bread with this stuff spread over made of powdered sugar, butter, and milk. They do not know what bread is, nor do they know what powdered sugar is, or butter, and milk. So this goes on and on about how you tell them what a cupcake is and they don't know what that other stuff was.
Finally, you say that it is a sweet food that nearly everybody from your planet likes. The people then start thinking you are trying to trick them into pretending what an evil creature was. Then they start to think you are an evil villain and want to take over the village. So they start to grab there forks and pitchforks and start chasing you around town. Now what do you do?
Well, I actually have some good news for you. You lost them and catch your breath at a wall of a home. Then you realized that you so happened to have a cupcake in your pocket. Though it was stale and moldy, you still decide to prove to the people what a cupcake really is. So you go in front of the angry mob and show the cupcake unto them. At first they start to believe you, and then suddenly a tiny creature with pointy teeth and sharp claws pops out of your cupcake and the people are mobbing you once again for fooling them. You are now being chased by an angry mob, and a carnivorous cupcake monster. what do you do.
Well, I think the question of what do you do is just getting harder and harder to answer. To tell you the truth, I really don't know. But I do have something you need to know. You just find out that that cupcake was your little sisters birthday cupcake two years ago, that you stole from her. Your sister is now coming out of the ship, and oh what an angry look on her face she has. You are now being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, and your little sister. What do you do?
Just then you find out that if you say a special code you can get yourself automatically back to your ship. So you say supercalifragilisticspaladocious, and you are suddenly back into your ship. Then you find out that the bully of the school had accidentally came along for the ride coming here to this planet. Now, he wants to beat you up. The bully chased you out of the ship and the mob found you once again. You are now being chased by and angry mob, a carnivorous creature, your little sister, and the bully of the school. What do you do now?
I am sorry, you just go yourself into a unfortunate disaster. Your mother has been looking all over for you because you left the door open back at home, and now the whole house is full of three dozen house flies. You don't want to get spanked on the bum, so you run. You are now being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, your little sister, the bully of the school, and your mom. Okay, lets ask again the question of what do you do?
Good news, you found a doll on the ground, maybe this will be useful. NOT! You find out your little sister has a twin and her twin sisters doll had been missing. Your little sisters twin wants it back but you were on the run, so you couldn't right that very minute. Now you are being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, the bully of the school, your little sister, your mom, and your little sisters twin. What do you do now for the twentieth time?
Your teacher parked her ship in front of you while you were running. She storms out wondering why you didn't go to detention yesterday. You make a quick excuse and now she wants to take you straight to detention. You run for it. You are now being chased by an angry mob, a carnivorous creature, your little sister, the bully of the school, your mom, your little sisters twin, and your teacher. Now what do you do?
Good news, everybody suddenly turned into house flies buzzing around wondering where they are. You sit down on a stump and catch your breath. Then suddenly, you feel the ground shake. You wonder what it was and stand back up. You suddenly see millions and millions of those tiny cupcake creatures charging towards you. You are not armed and you are not strong enough to defeat the creatures. The house flies that used to be the angry mob, the carnivorous creature, the bully of the school, your little sister, your mom, your little sisters twin, and your teacher are now useless and would want to beat you up once they are human anyway. What do you do?
Run.